Yesterday afternoon I sat by the pool and sunbathed and read my In Style
magazine and a book.

This afternoon I am sitting by the lake. I'm in a giant swing. It's
like a porch swing but I don't know what to call it when it's not on a
porch. Anyway, in the swing with my pink water jug but it's full of
lemonade and not water. The kids are playing on these giant infloatable
things in the lake. After this, we are going back to the pool.

That Pastor is such a slave driver.