So far, so typical

May 5, 2007

Me, to Loretta: Loretta, when you wake up tomorrow morning, if the clock says before 7:00 GO BACK TO BED.

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May 6, 2007

6:25 a.m.

Pastor: Happy Birthday Honey (said in sweet sleepy voice)

Pastor: GIRLS, GO BACK TO BED! NO TALKING!!! (in yelling voice)

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6:35 a.m.

Me: Pastor, will you please go talk to the girls, they are not doing what you asked. (and unsaid, thinking in my head: I'm not dealing with this today!)

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Cut to me, walking out the door, going to get my free donut and drink WITH WHIPPED CREAM at Starbucks.

More later.