For those of you who, like me, enjoyed the movie "Love Actually" because Hugh Grant dances, you will really like "Music and Lyrics."
the reasons I ate cookie dough instead of a banana:
Because the bananas which had been sitting on my counter for more than a week were black and nasty.
But but but the cookie dough which I purchased at the store the same day I bought the bananas, was perfectly fine and fresh and delicious.
I tried to stop. I tried to call a friend for accountability - someone to talk me down from the cookie dough ledge. I called Dr. Friend! Surely a doctor could tell me how unhealthy it is to eat dough, tell me about salmonella or some bad cookie realated disease, but she didn't answer, and by then I was pretty sick of eating the dough anyway.
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