Pastor: Reclining in the recliner, wearing his squishy travel neck pillow, resting.
Me: Right in front of him, attempting to perform routine I learned from my Carmen Electra video.
Pastor: "Stop it! I need to rest my eyes!"
Me: Confused, this wasn't in the video!
Me: "You mean that in ALL your 37 years (he's not 37, he just thinks he is) that you've had this happen to you SO MANY TIMES, you'll just take a pass on this one? Don't you want to be Electra-fied?"
Pastor: Laughing. "Guess I know what your next blog entry will be about."