What to wear?

To soccer game at 11:00 a.m.?

How about Express animal print gray/hot pink/black t, ties in back, Express gray pants, chunky pink and black lucite necklace and hot pink Steve Madden heels?

What a waste of a perfectly good outfit.

OK, now what to wear to soccer game #2 at 1:00 p.m., after you thought you might die of a heat stroke at soccer game #1?

Camo shorts and a blue tank, both from Target.

Don't be too disappointed with me. I still have my Clinique face and nice hair, so I don't look (or act) like the other soccer moms. I can also assure you I am the only one reading "Wise Words from Wise Women" instead of screaming nonsense at a confused group of children, all trying to kick the same ball.