I hate Payless.
Visit to store #1 to buy red Kenley button sandals. I saw them in a magazine!
Have in my size, but they are scratched. OH, and it's buy one pair, get the next half off, so I HAVE to find another pair. Have to. Not a problem. Want to buy two pairs of shoes, but guess what? They don't have another non-scratched pair of the red Kenley button sandals.
Am given piece of paper with COUPON if I go purchase the shoes at another Payless. Yes, they tell you what Payless's to go to. Go to Payless #2, and they have the red Kenley button sandals BUT NOT THE OTHER PAIR OF SHOES I WANT. I ask sales lady "do you have these in a 7 NOT wide" to which she replies "that shoe only comes in wide."
Uhhhhhh, nuh uh.
Yes it does. (Yes, please argue with me.)
I JUST TRIED IT ON NOT WIDE AT ANOTHER PAYLESS.
By this time, I decide to go the route which always makes me happiest, using a machine which allows me to avoid dealing with people. I decide to just go home and order shoes from the www.
Guess what? One of the two pairs - I can't order on-line.
This would only be an actual crisis if I didn't already own like a hundred pair of shoes.