things the Asian tailor lady said to me: (as you read you may want to read with an Asian accent if that helps)
-You have sexy body!
-Look at that! You must work out all the time! All the time!
-When I was working on your dress and my daughters saw it, they thought that you were a black woman because of how I was taking it in! But I said no! She's a white woman!
-You look like a model!
-You have tiny, tiny waist and biiiiiiig hips!
-Have you had butt implants?
I simultaneously feel complimented/violated/offended.
If anyone knows of a good tailor, let me know. I'm looking.