The most wonderful thing happens where I live on Memorial Day weekend.
Firemen stand on street corners, in their firemen outfits, and collect money for charity in empty firemen boots. Once you have given a contribution, they give you a sticker to stick inside your windshield so they don't continue to ask you for donations as your pull up to various intersections.
This event led to the following conversation with the Pastor while driving:
him: What's this sticker for? Did you give money?
me: Sweetie, if a decent looking girl stood on a street corner in a schoolgirl outfit collecting money for charity, wouldn't you pull out your spare change?
me: Well, these were firemen.
What is it about firemen anyway? Are they all good looking, or is it just by some coincidence that they put the handsome ones on the corner this weekend?
Incidentally, I'm throwing my sticker away. They can hold a boot out to me as much as they want.