The Pastor and I were talking in bed the other night.
Him: What did we do on our wedding night?
Me: Uhhhh, do you really need me to tell you?
Me: Why did I spend $125 at Frederick's of Hollywood?
Him: I mean, where did we go?
Me: Remember? We just went to my place. I guess it's a good thing we
didn't spend any money on a fancy hotel.
1 comment:
Very funny! As one who on at least two occasions has won his virginity back (it takes 7 years for all body cells to renew), I find it interesting that those precious intimate moments in life, in memory, become like a movie you saw once. If you are lucky a warm afterglow is recalled. I can't even remember all the names of the women I loved so tenderly at one time. Hmmm, a reason to keep refreshing those moments. Lucky pastor.
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