Muffin Top

The Pastor lovingly caressed me and told me he liked my "muffin top."

This can mean one of four things:

1. He doesn't know what a muffin top is.
2. He doesn't know how to compliment a woman.
3. He wants to die a slow, painful death.
4. He wants to buy me a very nice Christmas present.


JJC said...

Nick and I just read this - he happens to be giving me a back massage right now - and just whispered in my ear, "I like your muffin top." I said, "please never say that to me." How can Pastor be so smart and so delayed?

Ally said...

I think the answer is 5) All of the above