hair hair everywhere

places where I have found hair (not belonging to me) over the course of the past six months where I did not care to have it:

-my hashbrowns
-hot cocoa mix
-package of frozen broccoli
-my salad at a fancy Italian restaurant
-my coffee at Starbucks
-my donut at Starbucks
-in my food at a Korean restaurant, on two separate occassions

And my beloved whipped peanut butter, the only peanut butter I have ever loved in my entire life, has salmonella! What is this world coming to?