four college degrees and he couldn't figure this one out

Pastor: I've been watching you sort the (Halloween) candy and I can't figure out how you're doing it. What are you doing?

Me: This pile is candy I like (chocolate, blow pops and sweet tarts) and this pile is candy I don't like (tootsie rolls, laffy taffy, nerds).

I can't believe he even had to ask!

1 comment:

Kate said...

I'll take the candy from your pile.