After a mere 5 hours in the kitchen, I'm finally able to sit down.
This is what my manicure looked like before I started cooking and cleaning:
This one is my own fault:
The cake, made-from-scratch, is the result of my watching the Food Network and Miss Paula Deen. I'm going to cancel cable television.
I also made my family roast beast, carrots and mashed potatoes. To say that I used every dish in the kitchen is not an exaggeration:
The good news? I don't have to cook the rest of the week:
The bad news? After all those dishes, now my nails look like this: