nothing accomplished here

Actual, unretouched conversation.

Pastor: do you have a fingernail clipper?

Me: No.

Pastor: how do you clip your nails?

Me: I don't.

Pastor: How is that possible?

Me: I pay an Asian person to clip them for me.

Me: Just kidding (kind of)!!! I file them.

Pastor: Do you have a file?

Me: yes (hands him file)

Pastor: (hands it back) I can't use this. These things give me the heebie jeebies.


End scene. The Pastor still has a snaggly nail.

1 comment:

Jamie said...


Why ARE men so freaked out by nail files? He is not the first I have heard of having this issue...I always thought it must be the noise of filing..

Happy Sunday! :)