Actual, unretouched conversation.
Pastor: do you have a fingernail clipper?
Me: No.
Pastor: how do you clip your nails?
Me: I don't.
Pastor: How is that possible?
Me: I pay an Asian person to clip them for me.
Me: Just kidding (kind of)!!! I file them.
Pastor: Do you have a file?
Me: yes (hands him file)
Pastor: (hands it back) I can't use this. These things give me the heebie jeebies.
*****
End scene. The Pastor still has a snaggly nail.
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1 comment:
LOLOL!
Why ARE men so freaked out by nail files? He is not the first I have heard of having this issue...I always thought it must be the noise of filing..
Happy Sunday! :)
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