Pastor: Can I have blah blah run the vacuum in here?
Me: Just to clarify, you can have blah blah or anyone else you want clean anything in this house. You can have anyone you want vacuum, sweep, wash dishes, scrub a toilet. Anything. I don't care.
But then they all left. And I'm just sitting here. If they are not going to do it, I'm not going to do it either.