Videochatting with the out of town Pastor.
Could he see me when I had the Sephora candy colored eyes? No. (N8 said it looked like my eye makeup had been done by a preschooler with a box of crayons, but I don't care. I know it looked good.)
Could he see me when I had on my false eyelashes? No.
My big earrings? My big bumped up hair? No. No.
But when I just woke up? Of course. Let's just say I'm not a natural beauty.
I remember before Mrs. Jetson videochatted she could spray her makeup and hair on instantly.
Where's that technology?