I would have run away from home today
except my high heels were killing me
wow that's almost a haiku
I bet I can turn it into a haiku:
would have run away
cept my high heels killing me
sigh no where to go
I believe its either a vast conspiracy, involving everyone I came into contact with today ticking me off, or I have pms. Only time will tell. Did I mention I'm writing this as I finish a piece of chocolate cake?